A Letter to the Situation:
Jersey Shore Cast (CC’d)
Dear Sir,
You are a complete buffoon. Your “fame” is a skid mark in the underwear of our nation. The very fact that you’re able to command a salary of anything more than 12 dollars a day (let alone 3 million dollars) as a laborer means that the world has turned to the dark side and will soon implode beneath the supernova that is your incredible douche-baggery.
Your Book: Your thoughts and advice published in written word brought the literary world back at least 2 centuries. Viewing only the cover in the airport caused me to wretch in my mouth, and contemplate taking my own life.
To summarize: Our nation should be ashamed of itself for allowing you to go on with another season of stupidity. MTV and all who assist in the making of the travesty you call a television show should be hung upside down and flogged to death with your book.
Cheers.
Jersey Shore Cast (CC’d)
Dear Sir,
You are a complete buffoon. Your “fame” is a skid mark in the underwear of our nation. The very fact that you’re able to command a salary of anything more than 12 dollars a day (let alone 3 million dollars) as a laborer means that the world has turned to the dark side and will soon implode beneath the supernova that is your incredible douche-baggery.
Your Book: Your thoughts and advice published in written word brought the literary world back at least 2 centuries. Viewing only the cover in the airport caused me to wretch in my mouth, and contemplate taking my own life.
To summarize: Our nation should be ashamed of itself for allowing you to go on with another season of stupidity. MTV and all who assist in the making of the travesty you call a television show should be hung upside down and flogged to death with your book.
Cheers.
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